THE EYE LIES: CBS anchor gal Katie Couric as she looked for real at Carnegie Hall in May, and about 20 pounds lighter in a Photoshopped portrait that appeared in the network's in-house mag.
DOH! - Mooove slowly and don't hug cows, hikers toldGENEVA (Reuters) - Keep your distance. Avoid eye contact. And even if it looks cute, never hug a Swiss cow.
IDIOTIC - Fed Impersonator Can't Fake His Way Out Of ArrestLong Arm Of Law Finally Catches Up To College Student
DOH! - Cell Phones Betray Former Owners' Secrets(AP) WASHINGTON The married man's girlfriend sent a text message to his cell phone: His wife was getting suspicious. Perhaps they should cool it for a few days.
COOL - Brothels take the sting out of pump pricesSYDNEY (Reuters) - Hot and bothered by rising pump prices? Australian brothels are offering clients discounts based on their gas bills.
INTERESTING - Nepal boy claims to be shortest in worldKATMANDU, Nepal - Nepal's shortest boy is waiting for word from the Guinness World Records, where he has applied to be named the shortest in the world, his supporters said on Wednesday.
IDIOTIC - Passenger Asked To Remove Arabic Script T-Shirt(CBS/AP) NEW YORK An Arab human rights activist says he was prevented from boarding a plane at Kennedy International Airport while wearing a T-shirt that said, "We will not be silent" in English and Arabic.
INTERESTING - Inmates shave heads to mop up oil spillMANILA (Reuters) - Thousands of prisoners have been shaving their heads and chests to donate hair to help mop up the Philippines' worst oil spill, officials said Wednesday.
WTF?!? - Is Camel's Milk the New Viagra? NEW DELHI (AP) - One hump or two? Camel's milk is hot stuff in India because of its supposed effect as an aphrodisiac.
IDIOTIC - Politicans Praising Themselves Online ROCHESTER, Minn. (AP) - August 30, 2006 - A City Council member and mayoral candidate admitted he has anonymously praised himself in comments posted on a newspaper's Web site.
DOH! - York's peace offer to ScotsCitizens of York are being asked to sign a treaty promising never to shoot Scots with a bow and arrow.
